un-requitedl0ve:

i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(Source: 1dedus)

(x)

(Source: genuinelybelieve)

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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disneybound:

Get the look!

manateeluver64:

my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

thedrunkenenigma:

Lmaoo young

(Source: best-of-memes)

immensely-offbeat:

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

This is so real

(Source: queenbandaid)

dependentclause:

Brooding in my room for the rest of the day.

dependentclause:

Brooding in my room for the rest of the day.

wetmyplants:

viarga:

this is the best post on this website

opps

wetmyplants:

viarga:

this is the best post on this website

opps

(Source: reallyghettoph)

disneybound:

Get the look!
jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.