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I must admit you Larry shippers are some crazy little shits but you write the best smut
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
“HOLY FUCKFARTS”
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
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